>New Blorkk Beta<
<New Frangles Beta #4>

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<BYPASSING FLU SWAMP ...>
 <BYPASSING FLU SWAMP ...>

Ogay Earglings.  It's gum to our atenshun that Flu swamp has beeng the only thig on blorkk.gom for guite awhile.  Weeg rgeally have no idea why you're so obsegst wig our swump, but if you hagn't notigsht, weerg nog very creatib and yourg probgly not going to green too many changes in the nest couple of billennia.   (Magbe a liggle, who gnows these things.)  Angryway, weerg withdroring contrakt with blorkk prime to feashur Flu swamp as thge main blorkk oguagan attragshen.  Thgere's a whole nown univerg out therg; why you bogther wig one infinidegimal swump in the furgest gorner of blorkk is bgeyond me...

Sorg, sinsh weeg greally dont  give a SHIRG about grashe periods since we dign't ashually sign the contragt to feashur Flu swump on the maing Blorkk page (inshidentally, weeg refushed to sign the papersh just out of spite after one too many earglings made a joke relating us urggs to those !@#$#@ Vgorgons from Hishhiker's Guide to the Galashy and Babgol 5 who dgo wgay too much paperworg), we sgimply blasted away the blorkk sagellites mongitoring our erbery mrove (sgomething else weeg did to spite of you sgaying we must be brad shots like the @#$#$ Vgorgons).  Yrou shgouldn't be fogusing on ourg swump so mruch angryway.  Xrangles sprent 10 dollargs registering blorkk.com to let youg earthers experiernce a whole nother univerg, not to eagsdrop on our swump so mruch.

Angryway, we did a little wurg and mrade you a nice green slime limbo to wait around in until the webmarnger codes youg allg some newg java and perlg scripgs, and yourg lucky to get thart.  If I hard my way you'd of allg been blown to the last known univerg when u werg allg dinosaurs.  But hrey, I'm not the Great Urgg, I'm just emperorg.

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